noise catalogue

Since I have no one to notice little things about me, I have been paying more attention to myself. Things I have noticed:

• When I am alone and mildly frustrated I use some variation of “aiiishhhhhh” or “ishhhhhhh” or “eeeshhhhhhh.”

• My favorite thing to say when I accidentally knock something over is “That was always going to happen.”

• When I am eating something delicious I go “hmmm hmmm~” while chewing.

• I sing a song to my cat every time I see her. Lately it always starts with, “you’re so tiny~ you’re a baby~.”

• I feel compelled to double certain words and phrases. “hello hello”, “hi hi”, “it’s okay it’s okay”, and “thank you thank you.”